Thursday, June 08, 2006

08/06 . Prrrrbbboootttt.. Splatter.. Splash!

I lost some weight today!!!! Wahahahaha!~

Donno what I ate wrong yesterday, but since 1pm today I've been purging on-and-off and then every half hour 3-4 times in smaller volumes.. till just 15mins ago I was still running to the loo, keeping the toilet bowl active. The condition seemed to be getting worse. Oh dear~ I was hoping it'll stop once the load is over.

Hmmm.... wonder how much weight loss occured!? hahahahaha... Let me see.. this morning I was 64.0kg... now? GEEEEZ!!!! 64.1??????????? How come?? With so much flushing out of me I should have dropped at least 1kg!!! OH. I ate lots today too, hahahaa... was at farewell lunch for the colleague who resigned and ate till my tummy nearly burst. I ate dinner earlier on too.. OK. Not so bad. Hence, if I was not purging for the last 10 hours, I would most probably be weighing 65.5kg? But now I'm 64.1 kg!!! YIPPPY!!!!!! Hey I should prolong the purging then? hahahahahaha .. Ok, I still wanna live. Not willing to die yet, not yet found someone to love and be loved. (Not yet tasted.. erm... s**. hahahahahah...)

Geez, tomorrow I need to be in office to moniter the payroll entries, talk to the outsource agents to ensure they got my email today and any clarifications, plus interviewing a candidate at 6pm! I have to be at work~!!!!! I still owe the auditor a report and some figures, as well as a salary survey questionnaire for the China employees for Hay Management. Oh, I hope the tap will stop by tonight. Otherwise it'll be a dreadful day to be at work, still running to the loo every 20mins. My a**hole is already burning and sore. OK, forgive me for the sordid details. (or you can don't read. hahahaha too bad, you've read it!)

Anyway, I was foraging for the charcoal pills, but can't find any in the fridge. Dad must have ate them all for fun. I'm just too lazy to drag my ass over to the doctor's. Will search in my drawers later to see if I can find any old medication for diarrhea. AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER.

OooOOoooops!!... Oh oh oh oh dear~ it's at the door again! Gotta gotta gotta GO!!!

*Prrrruuuuubbboootttt..Splatter..splatter...SPLASH! ahhhhhhhh.....*

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