23/12 . Women

Haha... read this article off the I-S Magazine... I believe was inspired by the recent arrival of the Crazy Horse Dancers. Heh.. it tickled me so much I thought I shall blog it down:

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Women

Sigmund Freud famously asked: "What do women want?" Well, some women want to set their own interests and aspirations, and invent things like suffrage, equal pay and birth control -- even go on stage dressed only in tassels, black triangles and laser beams. They want to take control of their femininity and sensuality. Some other women feel that such behavior betrays the sisterhood by doing things that actually please men. And then a third kind of woman wants to fetch her man his slippers, and to lie back and enjoy it. Inevitably, things will come to a head. The three women meet to thrash it out.

Concerned Woman: This is an intolerable state of affairs. How can some of you expose your bodies to all and sundry, and flaunt yourselves as sex objects; and the rest of you deny your true femininity in the name of career, success and independence? This is not how things were meant to be!
Crazy Horse Woman: We celebratethe beauty of the female form and are confident about our sensuality. We don't expose everything, and so what if we do?
Man: Depends on who the woman is.
Career Woman: Shut up! I don't have time for this.
Concerned Woman: Go back to your homes and do your duty! Your children are going astray; corrupting themselves with things like Harry Potter and rap music.
Crazy Horse Woman: Hey, we are less corrupting -- we are more true to life.
Career Woman: As a businesswoman, I'm interested to know how audiences respond to sensual but tasteful live shows that feature topless female performers. You, you're a man. Have you seen the show?
Man: Yes I have. I think it looks great and is something I could watch with my wife or girlfriend.
Crazy Horse Woman: Yes!
Concerned Woman: How insulting to your wife or girlfriend.
Career Woman: You don't find artistic female nudity offensive then?
Man: Not at all. Hey, it doesn't even have to be artistic.
Crazy Horse Woman: Purrr.
Man: But I have a question.
Career Woman: Yes?
Man: Where are my slippers?
Concerned Woman: Oh, but I want you in stockings tonight.

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*chuckle chuckle chukle*
I could just imagine this conversation taking place if I bring a few of my different friends together! hahahaha..... I'll be greatly amused.

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